Article I.
Ticker
The official ticker designated for trading on all decentralized exchanges shall henceforth be the loudest ticker in the history of finance.
$GOOSE
Symbol
The Golden Pond · Honkington, D.C.
Executive Order No. 001
$GOOSE
“Hereby declared the most tremendous waterfowl-backed currency in the history of the pond. Believe me.”
Contract Address
Coming soon
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The Golden Pond
1 Blockchain Boulevard · RobinHood Chain, D.C.
For Immediate Release
Proclamation of $GOOSE as the Most Tremendous Bird in Finance
The administration is pleased to announce that $GOOSE has officially landed on-chain as the loudest, classiest, most aerodynamic digital asset the pond has ever seen. Many geese are saying this. Smart geese. The best geese.
$GOOSE features a zero-tax structure. We are simply here to migrate, honk, and chase joggers to the moon.
“We are going to honk so much, you may even get tired of honking. And you will say, please, it is too much honking. And I will say: no. More honk.”
The mascot — a very handsome, very territorial goose in a suit — represents strength, leadership, and an unwavering commitment to being loud at all times. Analysts call it the best mascot in crypto history.
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The $GOOSE Administration
★Executive Order
Establishing $GOOSE as the Official Currency of the Flock
Order No. 001 · Audit: Pending · Network: Ethereum
Article II.
Supply
Total token supply is fixed at one billion. Immutable. Non-negotiable. Set in stone by this administration and nobody is changing it.
1B
1,000,000,000 tokens
Article III.
Taxation
This administration hereby declares zero buy tax and zero sell tax. We do not believe in taxing the flock. Zero. Zip. None.
0 / 0
Buy & Sell
Contract Address
Coming soonOfficial Briefing Document · Directive 002
Acquisition Procedure
- I
Create a Wallet
Install MetaMask from the official source, set it up, and safeguard your seed phrase. Do not lose it. We cannot stress this enough.
- II
Acquire ETH
Buy ETH on any exchange the flock trusts and send it to your wallet address. Keep a little extra for gas — geese fly cheap, but not free.
- III
Swap for $GOOSE
Open Uniswap, connect your wallet, paste the official contract address above, and swap your ETH for $GOOSE.
- IV
Join the Migration
Add the token to your wallet, honk in the group chat, and never sell. Formation flying only.
Department of Honk Affairs
Join the Flock
Migration is a team sport. Get in formation with thousands of geese who refuse to be quiet.